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Oyster Holder

The two divots above a womans behind on her back, that straddle the spine. They are not visable on fat women. They make perfect divots to collect seamen.

I came on her back, and it ran into her oyster holders.

by bag of swimmers May 5, 2010


jacket holder

The person that incites a fight between two other individuals for his own amusement but would never fight himself.

The person that offers to hold other’s jackets while they fight.

Jason would never fight himself but he’s always ready to be the jacket holder.

by Kurtmcgirt December 31, 2018


right-handed laundry line holder

noun
Politically correct term for nazis;
Usually, there should not be any politically correct terms for politically uncorrect people, but one may use this term here to refer to such specimens if one wishes to be creative, or if one is standing right next to such a group of people and does not desire to be understood. The use of a slightly cryptic circumscription guarantees in itself that a nazi does not understand it, because his brain capacity does not allow for more than hand-raising (hence the term) or the utterance of sentences with more than two words.
This term is particularly fitting for young nazis in rural areas, who tend to lack the courage to move out of mommy's place before the age of 70 (when they move to a retirement home because mommy is no more). In exchange for home and food, they have to help with chores, such as holding a laundry line in the yard, which their stiff right arms are perfect for.

"Haha, look at this ridiculous right-handed laundry line holder over there!"

by Favorite cousin May 1, 2012


necklace holder

when his hands are made to go around your neck

his necklace holder was around my neck

by ooooooopposssss July 1, 2020


Balls-holder

1.The person doesn't do shit but good at kissing others' asses.

2.Literally the basketball holder.

Cowbei! He tries so hard hanging out with people to be a balls-holder rather than becomes the one who has greatest balls.

by THEREALSLIMESHADY December 3, 2019


Holder-uppers

A tool of torture where you've doomed if you use it and doomed if you dont - it keeps gravity from taking control but can be quite suffocating.
THE BRA

H.: Golly, they've reached your knees?
N.: Yeah, gravity hates me
H.: Screw gravity, buy a new pair of holder-uppers!

by Iamalama December 22, 2010


holder-upper

One who prevents another from doing something of importance or relevance

She is a holder-upper for when I am trying to pack my stuff to move.

by alaoaeriajga January 3, 2010