A place where the guys are shorter than the girls, racist against black people (though they are for the most part non existent within the school) and have less testosterone than the girls as well. The hicks, the deers, AND the antelope play in the fields (usually on 4-wheelers, or some kind of farm machine). Once in a while there is a really cute guy. Other times, farm boots and cow shit are what you get. The girls are slutty. Since the school is so small, the girls desperately reach out to other schools in the district, usually by opening their legs. Overall, Holland Patent High School is a great school if you want an easy lay, or to roll in the hay with a less than attractive farmer boy.
Holland Patent High School
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A night spent with an engaged Dutch woman whose name you don't know and don't care to know. You filled the O in her puss.
On New Year's eve Jim's symphonic skills played Mr. Holland's Opus(He banged a chic from Holland who was flying back the next day to meet her husband).
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November 29 was the day that tom hollands dick was leaked on his instagram
Jacob: Oh my god do you know what day it is?
Gram: no what is it?
Jacob: TOM HOLLAND DICK PIC ANNIVERSARY
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The act of showing up uninvited and unexpected to a social situation or event.
We went out Hollandering he and crashed a bunch off parties last night
When during sex you fart under the bed sheets, and put your girlfriend’s/boyfriend’s head under it and keep it there.
Oh no, he did the holland chimney to me again.
A Maddix Holland is a type of guy who always seems depressed even if he’s not. Claims he was an X. fan from day one but nobody is actually sure. Cries his eyes out when Juice WRLD died. Always in some sort of issue/beef with somebody.
Stop fucking crying your being a Maddix Holland
Well maybe if he does a bunch of fucking steroids like TJ Dillashaw he WILL be champion, TJ.
Hym "Hey, maybe if he does what YOU did to become champion and he does a bunch of steroids, maybe Kevin Holland WILL be a champion. Who knows!? You did a bunch of steroids you fucking idiot. You did the steroids. Got caught. And then fucking LOST you fucking bum. You went on Joe Rogan talking about how fucking great you felt you fucking asshole. What the fuck is wrong with you."