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We all know ‘skinny honky’, so when you see the word ‘fat honky’, instantly you must know it’s related to the word skinny honky. Yes you are right, fat honky actually is the skinny honky’s brother.
Fat honky is competing with his brother skinny honky who is more horny
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Whistle Honky is an evolutional being of Skinny Honky. It contains the traits of Blacks, Aboriginals and Whites. In fact, it has the trait of crafty from the White; savage from the Aboriginals; and stupidity from the Blacks.
It’s absolutely a Grotesque. Some of them are quite handsome, and some of them can be absolutely freaks. And plus the characteristics of savage, crafty, stupility….
“Your momma is a black”
“Your momma is a Whistle honky, V”
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Refers to the ass of a country girl. Know this booty by the "britches" or shorts that they wear that are usually too small and accentuate the booty of a white girl that would otherwise have no ass. This ass goes "Left right left" while in motion.
"Yo Billy Joe I was at the pool hall last night and a nice lookin' philly came in with a phat honky tonk badonkadonk!"
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a country girl with an ass so nice when she dances you cant help swinging along
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair
Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault
It's so hard not to stare At that honky tonk badonkadonk
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A very white person.
Look at the honky tonks taking their kids to soccer practice in their minivans.
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An awesome holiday where a group of people dress up in the most awkward, outrageous clothes they can muster and then parade around, getting a lot of weird looks and things thrown at them. Throughout the day, the number of times this group is honked at by passing cars, asked questions about their outfits, or waves, etc, is tallied and then counted up at the end of the day (my personal record is 257). It is also typical for these people to commit random acts of randomness where lots of people can watch them (ex: dueling with curtain rods, creating sidewalk art with Easy Cheese, giving away free tins of anchovies, etc). Other Honky Tonk Day customs include: eating at Outback Steakhouse, taking pictures with people, playing DDR in crazy outfits that make a lot of noise (bells, etc), and more.
Annually celebrated on July 7th. But it's really not limited to that, you can celebrate whenever you feel like things are getting dull. : )
This holiday has absolutely nothing to do with the usual definition of "honky" or "honky tonk".
Originally invented by a group of freaks in Kailua-Kona, Hawaii. Unfortunately, it's only really celebrated by a select few cool people. =/
Remember when we scared all those tourists last Honky Tonk Day? They totally freaked out when we started dancing.
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A racial slur originated from New Orleans in the early 1950's. It would often have been used to describe the white saxophonist with a lack of skill giving his jazz an undesirable "honky" tone. Was re-adopted in the gangsta rap scene by pioneers such as Kanye West or Jay-Z.
Yo dawg, put down that saxophone, you is just a honky white boy!