Logan Hook

A larger, rounder, blacker version of the male penis. It is god given, to any male born with the name of Logan.

Girl 1: "Oh my god, it was so big!"

Girl 2: "Would you call it a Logan Hook?"

Girl 1: "No way, that's monster sized."

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Snook Hook

The Act of Turing Around and Delivring a Sucker Punch To a Guidette

At the club, Michelle was being a bitch, so Wallace gave Michelle a nice Snook Hook

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wii hook

What auto-correct gives you when you're trying to type "Woo Hooo!" also known as Woo Hoo.

My favorite song is on! Wii Hook! (sent via mobile device)

Pussy Hooks

1. When the pussy is so good that a man behaves the way that she wants him too.

2. Comparing a woman to a Cenobite from 'Hellraiser.'

Synonym for 'pussy-whipped.'

Can John come out tonight?

Nah, you know that Jane has her 'pussy hooks' in him

Douche Hook

A girl who thinks she is cool, and only hooks up with douche bags.

Hey, there goes kristie
Yeah, she's drunk again looking for a dude, what a douche hook!

Hook Five

When sitting next to your buddy at the bar a high five is made difficult due to a few reasons:

- holding a drink in one hand

- lack of space

- having to turn to face each other
The new and improved hook five allows for an awesome high five while maintaing the same sitting position, not putting down a drink and still achieving a high five.

To perform the hook five simply lift your outside arm up and over your head, close to performing a hook shot in basketball, and complete by bringing it in for the slap.

Hey Buddy, check out that chick at the end of the bar, DIBS... *HOOK FIVE!*

Groin Hook

To pick up a drunk woman while drunk using references towards your genatalia

How was your night?"......"Oh it was great i groin hooked this woman at the bar last night and brought her home.