Alpha Hoss

Any absolute meat shack whomst shall not be fucked with. The big dawg in any scenario.

Bro 1: "Damn, bro. We lost another Alpha Hoss today."

Bro 2: "I know, bro. So sad. Limp Bizkit is playing his funeral. Gonna be sick."

hoss nut

What high schoolers who go to ratchet schools say as an “insult”

Dan: you’re so stupid
Sam: yeah you are, hoss nut *rolling eyes*

"Hoss McHosserson"

a pathetic hairy gay bottom or a submissive gay man who looks butch but is actually very much someones bitch, usually only picked up when drunk.

"you think thats pathetic, let me show you a real "Hoss McHosserson!""
"that dude over there with the zz top beard and the tutu is such a "Hoss McHosserson""

Hosse

Dumbass

"Why is he doing that?"
"He is Hosse. "

"Oh"