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Husband Dick

Dick you could take everyday for the rest of your life , so much so youโ€™d make the man with it your husband. Husband Dick is usually around 7-8 inches with a decent amount of girth.

Husband Dick should not be confused with Boyfriend Dick or Vacation Dick.

Friend #1: So how was it with chad last night???

Friend #2: I swear he had Husband Dick! I might just have to marry him!

by PooopSockk June 5, 2023

11๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


irish husband

A man who has not had sex with his wife for twenty years and will kill any man who does.

Do not hit on that woman because she has an Irish husband.

by tl_terry February 6, 2008

29๐Ÿ‘ 176๐Ÿ‘Ž


Husband Stitch

When a gay man has been anally penetrated repeatedly by particularly large dicks, and their butt hole has lost its elasticity; a doctor will add a "Husband Stitch" to re-tighten the butt hole and make the gay man more appealing to members of the same-sex.

Chester is ready for his parole hearing, he has had his husband stitch and everything!

by Dracythis June 21, 2017

15๐Ÿ‘ 88๐Ÿ‘Ž


ideal husband

He should be trustworthy. The wife must be able to confide in him and also know that he loves her only and not somebody else. Men are very good at dating but when comes to being a good husband, they more then often fail. Men who have sexual experience with many women in the past are less likely to be faithful to their wives. It is similar to people leaving alcohal where high percentage of people fail. The romance present while dating slowly fades and it is limited to more or less only while copulation.
Loyalty is very essential. A wife can never share her man with another woman, and expects her husband to be loyal to her. Often, the husband strays and this causes much tension and friction in the family. A wife may choose to forgive, and in case the affair with the other woman is rather serious, then she may ask for a divorce. Naturally, for a happy family life, both the partners have to be loyal to each other
Sincerity is also very essential. A woman likes it when her husband showers love on her and makes her feel that she is the only woman in his life. He must reciprocate his feelings towards her

Wow girl, you got yo-self a perfect ideal husband.

by gurlfrandfromthalake May 27, 2017

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Stand in husband

A guy who askes his best friend to stay at his house while he's out of town ect. and keep an eye on his wife to make shure anyone else don't fuck her while he's gone and as part of the agreement his best friend can't fuck his wife because it's okay because there best friends.

John is a stand in husband this week.

by Deep blue 2012 January 20, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


harry styles' husband

louis the sun tomlinson. whom harry had a crush on when he was16.

louis tomlinson is harry styles' husband.

by iorderalouistomlinson December 18, 2020

44๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


House Husband

Term for someone who takes care of kids, gay for the dad or not.

Person: Hey, how is sapphire doing?
Dad: She is doing well, the House Husband is taking care of her!
Person: Good, can't wait to see my daughter/son grow!

by Misster September 21, 2019

3๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž