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someone: hey how you doing
me:im fine
my head: i'm dying inside help me
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When someone is literally an avocado, or when someone has an avocado shaped head. Or the act of having sex with a small coconut.
I am an avocado.
I'm an avocado.
Im an avocado bitches!
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1.The creepiest way to talk to someone on facebook.
2.If you are desperate to talk to someone you use this to talk to them
3.When you don't have the person's phone number or screen name. you use this because he/she clearly does not feel comfortable giving you their personal information
"I just facebook imed this really hot girl today"
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Chief Kief will be 301 next year
im 300 nigga
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When a dumbass is trying to get attention/views on what they have posted something and it's not that funny
OMG im dead
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to explain to a person or party you will not allow the bs they are tyring to pull.
when the man said "give me all your money" the boy said "im not goin".
the teacher said" you have a detention " and handed it to the boy the boy said " im not goin get that shit out my face"
when the kid got to the front of the line the lunch lady said sorry no more chicken left u got to eat that brown stuff the kid said im not goin sombody give me your chicken. then they all said hell naw we aint goin
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