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Dirty, filthy slop that falls out of coffins.
Penelope, get that Coffin Slop off of my kitchen table!
A photo worthy of remembrance placed on top of coffin.
“That’s such a great photo of Gran, definitely a coffin topper.”
A photo worthy of remembrance placed on top of coffin.
“That’s such a great photo of Gran, definitely a coffin topper.”
A photo that captures the essence of a person so perfectly that it must adorn the top of their coffin.
‘This such a beautiful photo of Gran, let’s use it as a coffin topper at her funeral’
Internet user of the older generation. Coffin dodger who uses the internet.
Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.
Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!
See also Silver Troll coffin surfer
1. A six sided box that we all end up in
2. What vampires sleep in during the day after drinking blood all night
Barnabas Collins: There were so many women that had delicious blood in their veins last night! The sun's about to rise, so I better go downstairs and get in my coffin.
Willie Loomis: Uhh... Barnabas, the sheriff was here earlier. He wanted to ask you about what happened to Sky Rumson.
Barnabas Collins: Ugh, of course. Can't tell the sheriff that I made that bastard shoot himself, so I'll just say he shot himself.
Julia Hoffmann: Barnabas, before you go downstairs, I need to tell you that you'll be receiving your final injection at just before dawn tomorrow.
Barnabas Collins: Very well. If the sheriff comes by later, tell him I'm not here, but he can come back tonight after dark.