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When you go out with your lady friends and they are so crude and gross you really just need a lady minute. AKA, a minute alone grooming yourself, putting in a tampon or just being a lady.
Judi made the most nasty burp and I really just needed to take a lady minute.
The holy minute occurs twice a day and 730 (or sometimes 732 times) a year.
789million minutes
AS: Come on then cuddle me a little minute
MK: How longs that then?
AS: 789 million minutes obviously
Any time someone/something says it'll take a minute, but it takes closer to 10. (Like in the Uber app, when it says the car is a minute away, but the driver shows up 10 minutes later.)
I'll be at the bar in an uber minute.
Waiting for what should be a minute but takes an indeterminate long time.
he will be back in a milk minute.
The widely variable and inaccurate amount of time is takes for something happen. Often used as a way to pad your time at work or a poor attempt to explain why something is taking so long because you don't understand what is really happening.
Steve: Jen, why is this terminated user still able to receive E-mail?
Jen: I already deleted the users mailbox, it might take a MS Minute.
Steve: (wonders to himself) Well it seems like you don't know what you are doing because I see your failed PowerShell command.
Similar to other phrases such as "hot minute" and "fat minute" meaning a long period of time
I haven't hung out with Lauren in a slick minute