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Sun Kwon is a character on the ABC show, LOST, portrayed by Korean actress Yunjin Kim. Sun is the head bitch in charge, as is best displayed by her capacity for sitting back and letting everyone else do stupid shit like hunting for monsters. In any given scene, there is a ~45% likelihood that Sun will slap a character in the face, pull a gun on them, shoot them to death on a boat, poison them to keep them *off* a boat, hit them in the back of the head with an oar, or secretly steal their billion-dollar corporation by purchasing it through multiple banks. All of the crazy time travel shit is happening on the island because Sun is using her Korean magic to make it happen.
My History prof gave me a low mark on my term paper, so when she turned around I hit her in the back of the head with an oar. Then while she was unconscious, I stole her corporation and now I'm worth millions. I used the Sun Kwon approach to problem-solving.
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When you get diarrhea from the dehydration caused from being in the hot sun for too long.
I got the sun shits from working outside all day in 100 degree weather.
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a scottish woman who is excessively tanned. odd, due to the typical scottish weather which is dull and cloudy, the scottish 'sun junkie' constantly sports a season brown tann. this tan comes from, typically tanning salons designed for these purposes. in certain cultures it is considered attracive to the working classes.
Rich: check her out, she's a f*ckin' sun junkie,
Rob: and so's her maw.
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Not to be confused with Sun-Drop, Sun-Drunk is the state of general wooziness that happens when one steps into the shade after excessive sun exposure.
Readers should note, however, that sun-drunk-dialing usually isn't excusable.
Ironically, the perscribed cure for sun-drunkeness is ice cold beer, and not so ironically, silence.
"Do you see that girl stumbling over there?" "She's probably a bit sun-drunk" *girl hits floor* "Okay, maybe really drunk"
"Joe, Lucie and I are going on a wicked bar-crawl tonight, wanna join in?" "I think I'm pretty well off, sun-drunk you know?" "Yeah, I'd put some aloe on that or something, maybe tomorrow..."
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left wing spewing newspaper printed in baltimore. ownef by the same ppl that own the la times. see liberal spew
The Baltimore Sun is a left wing tool, like CNN.
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A failed writing exercise of Stephenie Meyer's. In an attempt to prove wrong the critics who claimed she could not write a less imaginative and original book than Twilight and because she ran out of ideas for 'new' stories and she wanted to squeeze every last drop of money out of the Twilight franchise, Meyer decided to simply rewrite the original book from a different point of view, hiding her greed and lack of originality by calling it a 'character development' exercise which 'got out of hand'. This of course is false as it implies that Edward Cullen, the one-dimensional protagonist of this exercise, has a character to be developed.
The exercise was abandoned when an incomplete draft was leaked and, tragically, Meyer felt it was too 'huge a violation of my rights as an author, not to mention me as a human being' to continue. Read: she realised there was no money left in it. Some people contend that the readers of the Twilight franchise are so mentally retarded they would have bought copies anyway.
Meyer claimed Midnight Sun 'adds a new dimension to the Twilight story'. Considering how one-dimensional the original tale is you'd think this was achievable, but apparently not for her..
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In the dark world, there always is a ray of light that will shines no matter where to give you the warmth and path you need to see.
Black Sun depicts the life he lives.
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