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the act of shoving a shampoo bottle up your partners anus while having intercourse and squeezing it once inserted.
"OMG, I was totally farting bubbles all day after my boyfriend bottle shocked me."
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When things get so crazy that your thoughts get all trapped, like in a bottle.
Watch Blades of Glory... Will Farrell, "Wow, mind bottling isn't it?"
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A Bottle of Pee. Any kind of bottle , you may pee in.
Usually made to be drank by another for prank or thrown as a bomb.
Anthony: Pisses in the bottle
Anthony: Asks a friend if he wants orange juice.
Friend: Yes.
Friend: drinks the orange juice.
The Pee bottle was filled with guzzling Yellow Unhealthy Jizz.
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(1) Derived from the 14th Century English song, "Ten Green Bottles," the song "99 Bottles of Beer" is believed to be of American origin, and is typically sung by school children on long trips, as it has a very repetitive format that is easy to memorize and can take a very long time to sing. The lyrics start "99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall..." With each verse subtracting a bottle until the grand finally of "no more bottles of beer on the wall" is reached.
(2) 99 Bottles is the best beer store in Washington State, according to the King 5 Evening Magazine 2009 Viewer Poll. 99 Bottles carries over 1,000 brews (ale, lager, hard cider, mead) from 50 countries. The store is located in Federal Way, Washington at Crossings Center, just 2 blocks off I-5 Exit 142B. The store is named in honor of the song.
Examples:
(1) 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall. 97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall...
(2) Upon entering 99 Bottles, I realized I had just entered beer nirvana!
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Bottling your own water consists of such terrible diarrhea often the result of aggressive drinking and/or chili dogs. The poo comes out with a similar consistency of a squirt gun. Solid chunks are not allowed.
I shouldn't have eaten four chili dogs and beer because now I'm bottling water out of my ass!!
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noun. Used to refer to a person with unnaturally black hair. The name comes from the fact that they dye their hair, presumably with something that came from a bottle.
Can also be used in a derogatory manner.
The opposite of bottle blonde.
Girl 1: Look at her roots! She's a total bottle black.
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A game, usually played with a group of men and women, perhaps in addition to or after drinking, that involves spinning a bottle in turn, and the person who the bottle stops spinning on must kiss the person who spun it. NGK (No Guy Kissing) rules should be applied at all times. If the bottle happens to stop on a guy when a guy spun it, the girl nearest to the stopped bottle must kiss the guy who spun it. Rules against girl-on-girl kissing are unheard of and against nature. Spin the cell phone is a modern variation on the game.
"Hey, now that we're all drunk, let's play spin the bottle!"
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