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the act of pressing one's erect penis firmly against a mattress or other sleeping surface upon waking in order to gain small amounts of physical pleasure similar to that of grinding
The young man did an extended morning press the first day of high school.
The first pee after waking. Usually, golden-orange in color and pungent. Sometimes caused by dehydration from too many alcoholic drinks consumed the night before.
NOTE:( If coffee is drank prior to morning orange the odor and color may vary.)
I was surprised to see morning orange piss after drinking two glasses of water before going to bed.
As when a guy wakes up with hard morning wood, a girl wakes up with juicy and moist morning swamp. When a girl wakes up with an insatiable appetite for sex.
Yo bro we had sex twice the night before and she still woke up with morning swamp, so we went at it again.
The feeling of taking a massive shit as soon as you wake up due to consuming large amounts of munchies and alcohol the night before.
Ahh dude, my stomach was hurting so bad this morning, had to take the biggest morning mudslide ever. No more beers for me.....
Masturbating immediately after waking up, with morning wood.
"Hey John, what'd you do this morning"
"Ah, I just Morning Timbered."
"... What?"
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When you wake up in the morning and stumble as you take your first steps. Often confused with the feeling of waking up drunk.
I thought I was still drunk when I woke up this morning, but I just had morning legs.
The female equivalent to a mans "wet dream"
Sue: "so last night i had a dream about John Stamos. Sure was a misty morning."
Beth: "sounds hot"