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Jamaican Oven

Hotboxing someone under the covers. Bonus points if it's your girlfriend. You stud.

Get under the covers so I can Jamaican oven you.

by JayPizzler December 20, 2013


haunted oven

You light a fart and the wind blows it back in.

I tried to light my fart on fire but I accidentally gave myself a haunted oven.

by DiRTWaL February 4, 2018


Ghetto Oven

A cookie-cutter suburban home constructed from cheap, low-quality materials, containing little to no insulation and clad with dark roofing. Long into the night, the neighbourhood unwillingly endures the occupant's lamentation, as this overpriced, poorly built furnace of fuck maintains internal temperatures only found near the edge of the devil's anus after a night on reaper sauce.

These four-walled shit toasters are favoured by dimwitted property investors who often revere themselves as scions of financial mastery but usually lack the basic mental gymnastics to invest in other financial assets.

Shane bought a ghetto oven in Blacktown for $1.2m at 6% for 30 years. It won't even last 3 years. It's already cracking up the middle and sinking.

by Taktische Kartoffel August 30, 2022


Oven Food

Food that requires an oven to be cooked, and has an acquired taste due to being stored in an outside fridge.

"Have you been to Bald Man Jack's place lately?"

"Yes I have, he cooked me up some oven food he had been storing in his outside fridge for a week and then we watched the footy."

by Batesbatesbates August 4, 2023


oven porn

Something or someone who is really attractive or sexy

Wow look at her that’s oven porn right there

by TBNRFRAGS October 26, 2017


Ghost Oven

The act of farting while a girl is going down on you while under the sheets.

Sara was blowing me and when I gave her the ghost oven she threw up on my dick before running down the hall like poltergeist with the sheet on her head.

by pink-eye bandit December 31, 2011


bolster the oven

this is an expression that describes teaching someone how to cook

bob: “can you make some pasta?”
steve: “ mate you might have to help me bolster the oven”

by dumbdefinitons:) April 16, 2021