the half swim

one day a Newfoundlander decides to swim to Cape Breton, he got half way and said I'm feeling too tired to go the other half and then he swam back.

grandfather - ever hear about the newfie who tried to swim to cape breton?
grand son - no?
grandfather - well he got half way got tired and swam back!
grandson - .. haha
grandfather- thats called the "the half swim"

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adult swim

Best time block on Cartoon Network, but
(unfortunately) the only place mainstream fans see anime other than their DVDs from the Adult Swim online store.

Adult Swim anime watchers should take a chance and buy non-dubbed, import DVDs.

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adult swim

A block of shows on cartoon network that are on after 11. Supposedly for adults, basically appropriate for all graduates of elementary school. Contains american cartoons, anime, and wierd shows that really creep you out (super milk-chan, robot chicken, etc.) Cartoon Network should put it on in the morning and get rid of the other BS they show.

Rurouni Kenshin should be on adult swim, it really isn't a kiddie anime.

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adult swim

the only good thing on TV when one is stoned

I watched adult swim last night. It was hilarious because I was stoned. I love meatwad.

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Swimming Cap

To put the top of your head into a girls va jay jay like a swimming cap

"I totally swimming capped your mom last night"

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swimming for mussels

Filipino slang term for cunnilingus of women due to similarities in both appearance and smell.

Brian: "Hey Leonid. What'd you do last night?"
Leonid: "Nothing much. I just went swimming for mussels."
Brian: "You are one mussel-eating, filipino."
Leonid: "Damn skippy. I like the mussels almost as much as timbits."

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swimming

going to a club pool under the alias of going swimming but really only swimming for a short time only to then go shower together

lets go swimming!
mom, dad, katie and i are going swimming

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