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Idea 1. The idea of eating something with no carbs now leaves you obligated to eat enormous amounts of double stuffed oreos.
Idea 2. The idea that fasting for a day leaves you obligated to eat at least three pizzas as soon as the time period is over. This idea also includes condones heavy drinking but ONLY after you done fasting for a few hours!
Example: I have eatin a lean cuisine, now I am obligated to eat a Sam's club crate of Chocolate Fudge poptarts. The Foley Theory!
The theory that the shorter a person is the more agressive they are
The shorter you are the more agressive according to Tim Theory
The scientific theory that at some point in every single girls life they will have had a cock in their mouth. Developed by one of the great philosophers of our time: G Woods.
*Watching cheerleaders at a football game*
John: "Hey Chris, you see all of those cheerleaders? Every single one of them has fallen victim to the Woods Theory."
Chris: "Man I love science."
An excerpt from the Pavement song "All My Friends".
Bob: "Exit Theory gives me the chills every time I hear it, but it's even more powerful in All My Friends."
Stephen: "Shut it, Nastanovich."
Most commonly used by MatPat, owner of the Game, Food, Film and Style Theory channels.
Used at the end of videos to remind people that he is just making theories and might not correct.
*MatPat finishes talking about his Theory* But that's just a theory, a Game Theory!
Juddson's Theory goes as such - When going to a bar club any watering hole or any wheres for that matter, your chances of picking up are drastically increased when you do not have a condom or some kind of sexual protection on your person.
Romeo- " Hey man you packin heat tonight(condoms)?"
Juddson- " Naw b'y, Its bad luck ya bitz."
.. And Juddson's Theory was born.
You Just Need To Get Laid Or Something.
Wow that cranky ass teacher needs to follow the Karenology Theory