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This theory states that upon sleep deprivation, intoxication (of both alcohol and other related substances), females become progressively more attractive through the factors of; time, exposure, peer pressure, intoxication, desperation, pity, and hormonal imbalance.
Cam:"Dude you were totally Hakked last night!!"
Carl:"Oh fuck not again! I hate the Hakanasson Theory!"
The scientific theory that at some point in every single girls life they will have had a cock in their mouth. Developed by one of the great philosophers of our time: G Woods.
*Watching cheerleaders at a football game*
John: "Hey Chris, you see all of those cheerleaders? Every single one of them has fallen victim to the Woods Theory."
Chris: "Man I love science."
The theory that the shorter a person is the more agressive they are
The shorter you are the more agressive according to Tim Theory
When you pull your boxer strap down bellow your balls to take a piss in a urinal and the strap comes back and slaps your balls resulting in extreme pain
The rebound theory really hit JJ hard, he couldn't walk for a week.
An excerpt from the Pavement song "All My Friends".
Bob: "Exit Theory gives me the chills every time I hear it, but it's even more powerful in All My Friends."
Stephen: "Shut it, Nastanovich."
Juddson's Theory goes as such - When going to a bar club any watering hole or any wheres for that matter, your chances of picking up are drastically increased when you do not have a condom or some kind of sexual protection on your person.
Romeo- " Hey man you packin heat tonight(condoms)?"
Juddson- " Naw b'y, Its bad luck ya bitz."
.. And Juddson's Theory was born.
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An awesome band that almost no had heard of before they began touring with lynard skynard and breaking benjamin. Rich is the lead singer and is accompanied by 2 guitar players and a drummer. Listen to hell yeah and you'll see what I mean. They. kick. ass.
Hey are you going to see Rev Theory play with Breaking Benjamin?
Yeah man. Better bring a towel cause you're gonna skeet yourself.
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