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Blaise infection

An illness contracted by a coworker whom refuses to take medication or seek medical treatment when ill. Therefore spreading it to everyone else.

That dirty dicking fucktard i work with is severly ill and gave me blaise infection!

by Yupsidid September 29, 2017


Mother And Fathers Infection Around

What the mafia actually stands for.

Person 1: Hey...do you know of the mafia?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...it is actually stands for "Mother And Fathers Infection Around".

by Abreathofaversaillian January 13, 2025


The chan infection

A disease that you get after seeing characters turned into cats/other animals. Symptoms may include:
-making weird sounds in public
-using emoticons like "UwU" in text
-erratic behavior
It pretty much never leaves your mind, and it shatters your brain cells one by one until you get it forever
The only way to cure it: erasing it from your mind by avoiding all reminders of it

"She got the chan infection after watching the sad cat dance"

by Backroomsguy111 February 27, 2023


Chemical Infection

Chemical Infection is a groove metal band with an aggressive sound and violent lyrics. Their first single Chase To Kill was released in June 2024 and has been growing in numbers ever since.

"Did you listen to Chemical Infection's newest song on Spotify?"

by staxtiash January 22, 2025


Mother And Father Is Infecting Everybody

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "Mother And Father Is Infecting Everybody".

by ToheGavelisoNotiloni January 20, 2025


Systematic Infection

A virus and debuff in a popular Roblox game Decaying Winter. It is seen in the standard mode and is one of the primary issues to survival in the game. It can be cured using the augmentin antibiotics and tablets.

Berserker: Damn, I ain't gonna last long, I got stage 4 systematic infection.
Drifter: My man got stage 4 cancer

by yogha August 28, 2023


Federal state viral respiratory infection

A virus with the characteristics of being (a) fake as your mother in laws tiddys (b) as big as the mask it will take to cover Derek's triple chins and nose at the same time deeming it effective and (c) as contagious as Wade's bullshit

Derek has federal state viral respiratory infection (fsvri), at least his imagination works- too bad he doesn't.

by 69kisses January 6, 2020