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When your watching porn, hentai, or other sexually related things and you find a video that's so good you share it on that one discord or subreddit your in.
Friend: How did you get so much Karma?!
Me: Instant Goods.
A state of amusement or to have found something funny.
A: Yo man check out this new cologne I got, smells fresh right?
B: Dog, that garbage smells like doo doo.
A: Shut the fuck up!
B: Haha, oh man instant weak.
Someone who often Instant Migrates.
These people seem to think saying something as simple as 'bye' or 'cya' before they leave your IM conversation is too difficult, so they go without saying goodbye.
Person #1: Morning, instant migrator
Person #2: What?
Person #1: You instant migrated from our convo last night
Person #2: So?
Person #1: You do it all the time.
Person #2: I CBA to say goodbye. (Person #1 walks away annoyed) Wait where are you going? Your just gonna leave without saying anything? I would never do that to you.
A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.
"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
A nickname for laxative products, especially Ex-Lax or citrate of magnesia.
Somebody made these chocolate chip cookies with Ex-Lax. The result, after eating some, is instant diarrhea.
Type of genre in hentai or doujins where female main character who believes herself to be strong gets overwhelmed , dominated and get fucked into submission by a stronger male villian , having both her body and mind broken. This type of genre triggers the hateful femoids species (misandrists )and modern day femcel feminists alike .
John : : Have you heard how Delilah saying
she can beat any men, after attending a
few self defense classes?
Mark : : I bet one day she's gonna challenge
a wrong guy and get an instant loss.
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Whipping up a bowl of instant potatoes 😋 then sticking your dick into it.
Instant taterfuckation works better for guys then it does for girls!