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ipod

a topic for poor people on urbanditionary to talk about

I bought one of these with my saved money. iPods are a waste of space on earth.

1. It holds more songs than anyone will ever own in their lives.
2. It says 12 hour battery life, but lasts for dick hours
3. Limited rechargeable battery - there are only a certain amount of charges you can use and then you have to pay a bazillion dollars for a new god damn battery.
4. Covering scratches easily, and if you don't want the screen to look like a cat was trying to find drugs in it, you have to buy a 50 dollar rubber case that yellows with time.
5. So overpriced for such a piece of shit. $420.00 CDN for it alone, and then a 3-year warranty which bumped it up to $508.00.

by jskaskljakljaskldjfsdkl;jflaskdfsdfasdf June 11, 2007

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ipod

an overpriced, overhyped multimedia player that is sold to teenagers as fashion accesories. breaks really fast.

Helen: omg I have an iPod!
Sue: iDONT *walks away*

by AdamRamone May 8, 2007

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iPod

A Racist piece of equipment

Dude #1: What color iPod did you get?
Dude #2: Black
Dude #1: Racist son of a bitch!!

by EVDW March 8, 2009

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ipod

Iยดve read something on-line, that the "i" would stand for internet, and "pod", cam from the movie 2001 - pod is a compartment or sth. like that. Somewhere else you can find a definition like portable music player. So I guess my definition for iPOD, would be, internet portable music player driver.

I donยดt own an iPOD, once the other MP3 players work exaclty the same way.

by Sam Damasceno March 23, 2007

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iPod

An mp3 player, made by Apple. Plays music, fits in your pocket, and has a camera, just like any mp3 player should. It may be pricey, but if you look at the iPod touch/iPhone, it may be worth the extra money. It can hold more music than what most people have, which is a good thing, in case you want to add more music. It's more durable than most mp3 players(I dropped mine down a staircase a couple times, and the floor it hit was concrete, and it still works perfectly). You can surf the internet, browse YouTube, mess with countless fun apps, use a calculator to help you with bills or math homework, detonate a bomb(I swear to God, there's an app for that, FPSRussia did it), start your car, call your friends(iPhone), auto-tune your voice, film an elephant for some reason, and a bunch of other crap.

The old iPods were meh, though. Most would recommend a Touch.

This iPod kicks ass. I'm watching FluffeeTalks in English class!

by CimeraxZZ August 25, 2011

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iPod

Anyone that thinks an iPod is bad has never had one and is just a dumb hater. iPods dominate all other mp3 players because they're a milllion times easier to use, sleeker, have a large capacity, and work unless you're a complete dumbass and break it. Also, Apple has a wonderful warranty program and will replace your battery for free. CUNTS

iPod > Creative Zen and anyone that disagrees wants to be cool by going against the majority of the population but are just bitches

by Sean Driscoll September 18, 2008

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ipod

The best thing this world's come up with. contains usually around 500-1000+ songs. battery life around 12-24 hours
small, compact. used by millions of people around the world
the only thing that i need to survive in this world. yes i am a scene kid but w.e

my ipod never leaves me. its always in my ears no matter where i am

by together we fall April 28, 2007

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