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a gorgeous girl. brown hair. short. simply amazing. doesn't believe she is pretty, but she is so much more than that. she is an amazing bestfriend to me. and an even better girlfriend. she is simply just a keeper and wouldn't want it any other way.
Madison tuck looked gorgeous today! I'm lucky to have her.
exsess poo which stays on your goochhair after a dump and goes crusty
wow just picked out a serious tuck-bead
When a male tucks his erect penis into his asshole
Do you prefer the traditional tuck or the Euro Tuck?
A natural condition arising from ill-fitting pants or the very unnatural condition caused by suspiciously thorough pat downs by Transportation Security Administration agents at airports. It is easily recognizable as a combination of wedgie and camel toe.
Mary had a TSA Tuck going on. It was uncomfortable even to look at so I can't imagine how she felt getting it.
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The act of closing a deal, usually dealing with someone who is a pain in the ass or unreasonable. The phrase refers to putting a crying baby to sleep, burp them and tuck them away to bed.
Sales person; "Dave, can you help me with this customer? She is being completely unreasonable and won't accept no for an answer."
Dave; "Do you need me to give her a burp and tuck?"
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A phrase introduced by up-and-coming rapper and Twitch variety streamer, MND Squid. The phrase is a play on words based on a Thompson Submachine Gun. Having a "Tommy Tucked" refers to having a gun hidden away at all times, often within an article of clothing for concealment purposes.
"Bro don't want no issues with me because I keep the tommy tucked."
"Girl you know I keep that tommy tucked."
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One of the best show's currently on television. It is incredibly graphic and delightfully twisted. There is raw sex, violence, drug use, back stabbing, beautiful women, fast cars, and of course, graphic depictions of surgeries. It deals with issues like transexuality, orgies, death,etc. in a frank and honest manner that no other show on television would be willing to touch.
"Hey did you see that episode of nip/tuck where some crazy mortician cut all the arms and legs off of a body and sewed them on to his sister's dead body and then had sex with it?"
"No, but did you see the one where Matt went to a gay bar went and home with a Tranny? Matt made out with him, and then after finding out he still had a penis, he kicked the guy's face in a bunch of times."
"Yeah, then that tranny got a bunch of tranny friends together and kicked the shit out of Matt on the street and then pissed all over him; it was great."
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