fuzzy itchy fuzzy fire

dimetheyl tripamines, lyseric acid, LSD...ya know when you get the fuzzy feelings, and you feel like fire.

K: I got some fuzzy itchy fuzzy fire.
M: Let's start a bonfire!

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why is my leg so itchy

When a persons leg is so itchy they ask the question.

Dharma is itching her leg and screams, "Why is my leg so itchy?!"

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Itchi Gitchy Ya Ya

When you’re sad and depressed and she shows you her hairy asshole on facetime

John- Just let things go, it will only make it worse, so true, she showed me her itchi gitchy ya ya in her facetime

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ITBS: Itchy Tight Bum Syndrome

TBS: Tight Bum Syndrome: the action at which some one, who is nervous, clenches their butt cheeks in anticipation of a specific anxiety/nerve inducing event. -Walking is sometimes difficult, although it does make your ass look out of this world.

ITBS: Itchy Tight Bum Syndrome: The occasional time during TBS: Tight Bum Syndrome, when your ass gets extremely. annoyingly itchy. Usually an itch that just doesn't feel right scratching on your own, so you must employ a friend to do it immediately. Or some kind of utensil.

Todd:"Hey Bob, have you ever had a case of ITBS?"

Bob: "I don't think I have Todd, only TBS, what is ITBS?"

Todd: ITBS: Itchy Tight Bum Syndrome, when your ass cheeks are in the position of TBS, but then get extremely itchy all of a sudden. I just can't seem to scratch it properly."

Bob:"Do you need a butt scratcher?"

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Uriah Itchy Heap "Cream Style"

Same as uriah itchy heap but with the runs.

Dood check out this puddle of uriah itchy heap

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😻Nya🐊Alligator 😻Nya😩Itchy🦶Knee⌛Sand

It's a lyric of a song 😻😩

Guy: "What is the name of the song that sounded like
😻Nya🐊Alligator 😻Nya😩Itchy🦶Knee⌛Sand
😻Nya🐊Alligator
😻Nya😩Itchy🦶Knee⌛Sand"

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What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient?

Don’t make any rash decisions

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? Rash