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Despite the common meaning at first glance this phrase doesn't use jackin synonymous for stealing, as one might originally think, but in reality, masturbation.
To Jack ina Jag is to masturbate in an upper echelon high speed vehicle to show off presumably newly attended levels of wealth.
"I just got a bag from this court case, I'm finna go jackin ina jag now"
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"I ain't neva going to jack ina jag with these hours, I need to get my bread up"
Coined by singer-songwriter Alanis Morrissette, an inconspicuous, artistic allusion to the human sperm cell; intended to imply all that sexual relations with a man brings with it
Alanis Morrissette's allusion to spermatozoa in her album title Jagged Little Pill has gone almost universally unrecognized.
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Swedish for "I'm fucking your mother". Not literally ofcourse. mostly. It's more likely to be used as an insult instead of being a statement.
Guy: Jag knullar din mamma!!
Me: Då är vi kvitt.
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jagged Little Dill Burger, you should try it!"
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The swedish phrase for "I won't eat ice cream" meaning you're a noob in many ways. Created by Lord Anton Pinét Magnusson.
Jag är ingen pedofil, jag äter inte glass!
(I'm no pedophile, cause i won't eat ice cream!)
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When you have a sudden jump after smoking marijuana with tobacco.
Guy 1: woah dude, are you okay?
Guy 2: yeah man, just had a nicotine Jag.
Guy 1: be careful on that stuff man
Guy 2: yoooooooo
Jag Jet is when you go to the toilet after drinking too much Jagermeister and have a Jet stream of Jager Poop come out your anus.
My god terry, I had far too much Jager last night. The jag jet i got this morning was catastrophic.