a safe place
in the corner
Christmas lights
carpenter genes
" jail's hard but its nice"
The term jail crazy describes that one friend you want to take to jail with you, if you go. That jail crazy friend would make jail much more tolerable because they don't take crap and have a this is how it's going to be attitude. They also seem to make most situations more fun.
If I ever go to jail, I want this friend to go with me because he/she is jail crazy.
basically the same as being single or in the friendzone
I've been in relationship jail for most of my life, idk when I'm gonna get out
The name given to a location you are banished to when you attend a music festival and purchase a beer from a vendor that is not officially affiliated with the music festival.
Sucks for Troy, he’s over there in beer jail
Not being able to have sex or jack off as a result of excessive masturbation or sexual intercourse leading to cuts and bruising on the penis.
He can't shag her tonight he's in chafe jail
A jail nut is when a man has been locked up for a significant amount of time,
resulting in him busting a fat nut as soon as he returns home.
"Man I just busted a fatass jail nut and now I think my lady is pregnant!"
Much like a Sugar daddy a Jail Daddy spoils an inmate male or female while they are locked up. Putting money on their phone and commisary accounts and sometimes visting them.
My Jail Daddy ordered me a subscription to Vogue and put money on my books.