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Jakob Beelik is a kind and very hot attractive guy who will date any girl he can and will then try to get laid. He can sometimes be pretty humorous but also dis respectful at times. He is only a bit responsible when it comes to decision making so think twice before doing something with him. But for real he is a nice guy with a large sexy beast ass when you think of it but the problem is he is a bit autistic when he goes shopping so don't take him shopping. He is also scared of the sun because he think he's a vamire. But when it's fun time he fights hard with his 1 incher cock.
Jakob. Not stupid, usually. But sometimes when you hear something so outlandishly stupid, you just can't help but think, "Did you even have a single thought before you said that?" That's a Jakob moment.
"Wait, Canada is in Europe, right?"
"... Are you serious? No, you've actually got to be kidding me. What a Jakob Moment."
A comment talking about the meaning of being a marine bioligist. It is very deep, and few people have managed to define it
Me: Jakob - ha jokes
a Guy: Dude! you're too deep
A movie based in Poland WWII, starring actor Robin Williams as Jakob. He overheard the BBC on the German Officer's radio that the Russians are coming to their aid. He tell his friends the good news but lies about owning a radio. He was then caught and asked to denouce the radio, but he refused to and was executed in front of the whole town. The town's folk was then packed into a train bound to the concentration camps but was soon intercepted by the Russians.
Now Jakob the Liar is used for a person who sincerely lies just to give everyone hope.
Katrina Victim 1: Maybe we can all catch a movie, something to cheer us up.
Katrina Victim 2: Hey stop Jakob The Liar.
Katrina Victim 1: Never heard of shadow play?!