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It is the act of filling a nap sack with picnic materials (aka meats, bread, cheeses, vegetables, pastry, potato salad, boxed wine, ants, napkins, and plastic silverware). Then proceed to lube said filled nap sack with Teryaki sauce, as well as ginger and Wasabi. Then, slide the formentioned nap sack into the vagina of a willing party. Beware Bears of above average intelligence.
"Man, Heather and I tried the Japanese Picnic, and wow. Her pubic region became rather scrumptious, which allowed me to proceed in tasting her love cup."
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Any vehicle made by a Japanese company. Contrary to the common myth, God does NOT personally make them and send them down in little wicker baskets to their proud new owners. They are sometimes assembled in America, sometimes in Japan, but the money always goes to the Japanese company that makes them, so they are foreign vehicles, by definition. (See also: "United Auto Worker" and "Starvation in America") Japanese cars are always cheap and junky, although sometimes they are wrapped in expensive plastic or leather, to give the impression of quality. "Giving the impression..." is what Japanese cars do best (see also: "Pearl Harbor Sneak Attack") because they usually do this for 3 or 4 years, and then they disappear, never to be seen or heard from again. You can usually see the process of Japanese cars returning to the earth beginning on 4-5 year-old examples, usually manifesting as rust holes around the rear wheels. There is much mythology surrounding "older" Japanese cars, but, like the Loch Ness Monster, no one ever actually sees an "older" Japanese car. Compare this to 15-30 year old American cars, which can be seen on a daily basis. (As a curiosity, some people have pointed out that American cars can not attain 100,000 miles or more. This is true, all older American cars have 5-digit odometers, therefore they can not ever hit 100,000 miles, and so they automatically self-destruct at 99,999 miles.) When General Motors and Ford go out of business, Japanese cars will suddenly triple in price, and the American government will contract with Japan for all war vehicles in the future. Of course, Japan is a peaceful nation (see: "Bataan Death March", "Kamikaze", "Comfort Women", "Japanese War Crimes") so with their leadership, there will likely never be another war in the world.
We are still looking for older Japanese cars to use as examples.
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The act of rolling sushi and then stuffing it in a vagina or anus and then consuming the sushi from the aforementioned hole
Dude I gave this girl a Japanese kitchen on the weekend eating her out and having sushi was such a great bonus.
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Japanese Jenn is a rapper and model with an estimated network of 1.7M. Japanese Jenn is a self-made independent artist, entrepreneur and business woman . Her earnings come primarily from social media, being the owner of several company’s including Yenn Boutique & Beauty Bar , and Yenn Entertainment Branding & Marketing . She also write and produces short films and movies ! She has dated several celebrities , athletes and rappers. Her ex boyfriend is allegedly billionaire Tycoon Hassan Jameel and the ex boyfriend of singer Barbados Rihanna Fenty . Japanese Jenn is believed to be Christian and is practicing Muslim . Japanese Jenn is a YouTube and Instagram /Meta partner and earns an estimated 5k-25k per post on social media .
Japanese Jenn is a wealthy independent female rapper !
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When your toilet paper fails during the act of wiping resulting in unexpected ass touching with ones finger.
That toilet paper at work is so cheap I had an encounter with a Japanese Stranger.
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Term used when a girl starts her period and needs to tell someone discreetly
Katie, the Japanese are attacking
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(adj.) describing a very attractive woman who is very hard to obtain.
(adj) a female you put on a pedestal
Tonight I finally hooked up with my Japanese Rose.
Man I can not believe Donald he is so whipped by his Japanese Rose
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