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The hegemony of "avant-garde" and "circlejerk". It epitomizes internet circles, primarily those who are overly fond of memes.
Wojak pfp #1: UHU BASED JANNYPILLED TRAD WIFE GIGACHAD SOYBOY DAS POOPENFARTEN PILL COPE SEETHE
Me: woah there, that avant-jerk, I bet you're able to repel women within a five-mile radius.
100% Masturbating with the inability to focus on anything else but completion.
"I'm in full jerk right now, catch you later" - Boyd Tinsley
to be tossed about in a herkish manner whilst owning the passenger seat in your friend's car.
stop driving like that. you're herky jerkin' me all around.
damn my neck is still sore from being herky jerked. maybe if you didn't drive so fast up the mountain i'd be fine.
honey slow down. the kids are all getting herky jerked in the back.
Quite a bit like schrodingers box, when a man (or woman) is in the bedroom with the door closed they are in a hypothetical state of both jerking it and not jerking it at the same time.
"Whare the hell is your roommate? " "oh he is pulling the old quantum jerk." "What?" "Well technically in this space and time, he is both beating off and not at the same time due to lack of knowledge but as we can clearly see while I open the door, he is shredding his meat like a mad man on bath salts"
1. A term often used to refer to when a group of people attempt to debate a topic, but it is taken over by people who all agree with eachother trying to boost their egos.
2. When a group of men jerk eachother off.
This thread has become a useless circle jerk. GG.
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I was at work the other day, boored to death, so I thought to myself, why don't I go some place private for a work jerk?
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When a boy is pleasuring himself in a bathroom or his bedroom and he uses lotion
Older brother: umm dude what are you doing
Younger brother : it's not what it looks like
Older brother: oh my god dude are you jerking off
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