Jewish Shower

When you are taking a shower with someone and they pass gas turning your hot steamy shower into a gas chamber!

Being tricked into entering a shower and it ends up being a gas chamber.

Angie why did you run out of the bathroom?

I was taking a shower with Bill, and he gave me a Jewish shower!

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Jewish Exit

When someone leaves a social setting without paying anyone.

Extension of the Irish Exit - where someone leaves (usually in a drunker stupor) without telling anyone.

Dude, Shlomo left without paying for a single drink...yup, he pulled the old Jewish Exit again.

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Jewish Tornado

The act of a female spinning so fast and ferociously on a males penis that the inside of her vagina become burnt like a Jew in the holocaust.

Drake: Yo me and that bird did a Jewish Tornado
Bro: Did you feel like Hitler?
Drake: Yeah man I could smell the burnt flesh and everything

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jewish dumptruck.

a Jewish dumptruck is where a person takes a jew's yamacha, and shits in it, and they put it back on.

Kyle was pissed when that islam gave him a jewish dumptruck.

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jewish bath

When sumone loads up on cologne or perfume instead of taking a shower because they dont wanna use too much water.

I dont think he even showered man, smells to me like he just took a quick jewish bath before coming.

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Jewish Lovehandles

Moneybags hanging from the hips in the shape of lovehandles.

Man, did you see Meyer Wolfshiem's Jewish lovehandles?

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Jewish Mexican

A Mexican with a coupon.

That Jewish Mexicans faster than a bullet because he has a coupon!!!

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