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Josh

A wonderful man who is strong, trustworthy, and sweet. He sticks to one woman and loves her with all his might and falls for her over and over again. He will fight anyone to the death if they threaten people who are close to him. He is sexy at times when he wants to be, which is mostly all the time. He has a high pain tolerance. Josh is the most amazing man you could ever meet because he will be with you til the end and always try to put your needs first. Josh is the best guy to be with.

Girl number 1 - "Is Josh your boyfriend?"

Girl number 2 - "No, he's my true love."

by ilovehimforever,bd. July 9, 2011

21πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Josh

a huge shit...usually of the large noxious variety

Holy shit man, i just took a Josh...that shit's bunk

by ksizzle119 February 20, 2010

69πŸ‘ 83πŸ‘Ž


Josh

A small kid with an annoyingly high-pitched voice.spoiled.
Has the worlds smallest penis. But you can't help not having him as your friend. Kinda cool when you get to know him.
Doesn't like porn, so people think he likes guys.

Other guy:hey Josh check out this chicks rack.

*shows him pic*
Josh:eeeeewwww!!!!!
Other guy:your gay.

by Kevinmckevinface October 18, 2011

25πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Josh

A real sleazy dickhead, pretends to be a loyal boyfriend, when really he likes millions of other girls and checks them out all the time even right infront of his girlfriend. he lies and cheats. a real sexist douche bag. thinks he could get with any girl he wanted when really everyone thinks hes an absolute loser. Cant hold a relationship cause hes too small minded, needs to grow the hell up and treat his girl right otherwise he wil be left out in the cold! small chubby dick too!

Girl 1: ew, josh is the biggest sleaze, chekcing out all the girls
Girl 2: i know right, feral pig. no girl would touch him anyways
Girl 1: haha agreed, what a douche.

by asdfghjklzxcvbd October 2, 2011

34πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


Josh

Josh is a super funny person in the rarest way. It is sometimes hard to tell if he is being sarcastic or not and he calls his swinging hips 'agile hip movements.' He is a very intelligent, empathetic person and gets straight A's. He tends to date girls whose names begin with the letter t, for example Terina, or Tiana. You can always trust a Josh with your deepest secret and he will always give you insightful, helpful advice. However, you will sometimes find yourself coming across some Josh's who are extremely stupid and may ask moronic questions during lessons such as, "how do you spell class?" But this kind of Josh is a rarety so do not fear. Overall, you will be happy to have a fun, smart, caring, emotionally intelligent Josh as a friend.

Friend 1: Hey look, is that Josh?

Friend 2: Yes, looks like he's doing some agile hip movements!

by knowledgeable queen November 10, 2020

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Josh

an absolute asshole that has no respect for women at all. he will break you heart and annoy tf outta anyone around him. he is popular because of the comments he makes about girls. and is disrespectful and unloyal to the girl he is dating. fuck u. HE WILL CHEAT ON U‼️‼️

girl 1 β€œOMG i just started dating josh finally!!”

boy bsf β€œbreak up with him right now! he is going to play you.”

girl 2 β€œhave you heard what he even says about girls??”

girl 3 β€œyou have heard what he said about me?”

girl 1 β€œoh…”

guy bsf and girl 2 β€œyeah…it’s because he’s a josh.”

by u.gorgeous123 March 12, 2022

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Josh

A man who prentends to be a ladies man, but hides his secret..... homosexuality.

Josh is so far in the closet he lives in Narnia.

by Savanahhh.69 July 5, 2017

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž