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Long Island Iced Tea followed by a shot of Goldschlager. Named after the great Juan Milton Samuel (born December 9, 1960) is a retired second baseman and center fielder who spent sixteen seasons in Major League Baseball (MLB) with the Philadelphia Phillies (1983–1989), New York Mets (1989), Los Angeles Dodgers (1990–1992), Kansas City Royals (1992, 1995), Cincinnati Reds (1993), Detroit Tigers (1994–1995) and Toronto Blue Jays (1996–1998). A three-time National League (NL) All-Star, he appeared in the 1983 World Series with the Phillies.
Samuel, an aggressive hitter who infrequently drew bases on balls was once quoted as saying, "You don't walk off the Island (meaning his home country). You Hit." (Hence the Long Island Iced Tea).
Juan was gold in the lead off batting spot. He had great speed and big bat. (Hence the Goldschlager).
It was the "bottom of the ninth" at Xfinity Lounge in Philadelphia, PA. Jody was slumped over the bar having partied all day and night for the Eagles game. The bartender yells "LAST CALL". Jody perks up and lifts his head just enough to order a "Juan Samuel". Clutch call to close the bar and the evening!
City and capitol of the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico; it is the oldest municipality in the United States of America
FOUNDED: 1521
POPULATION: 437,745 (as of the year 2000)
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Juan Felipe is a very intelligent and beautiful person although he does not believe it. He is a great leader and is good for mathematics.
I im a Juan Felipe, all peoplr ask me if I study
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He is a very funny person, beautiful, talented and also has a big ass and a huge cock
look there comes juan cruz let's ask him for a picture - How beautiful that is Juan Cruz looked at him for hours
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A coffee enema administered/received for strictly sexual purposes.
My Grindr hookup introduced me to the velvet Juan.
This man will lift you up no matter what. If you fall in love with a Juan Carlos, he will protec but attac haters. His exes might want him back, but he doesn't care because he has you. Juan Carlos issa husband ❤
I love you Juan Carlos 💕
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Warm, insightful and truly wonderful. He might seem strange to begin with, but when you get to know him better you will find that no aquantaince has ever been so worth your while.
Juan Carlos is wonderful.
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