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A complete screw up where the right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.
So a week ago I called for an appointment for this test. They tell me I have to go down to the office and wait in line. I show up and sign in and wait 30 minutes. When it's finally my turn, they send me to another station. Same thing - sign in, wait 30 minutes, send me to another station. At the last station, they tell me I need to call to make an appointment. It was a complete jug fuck!
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A 40 ounce bottle of beer.
The term is used by Canadians and stems from the high rate of alcoholism amongst Inuits.
Can you spare some change for an Inuit jug?
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The 'popular' group of girls in any school. It consists of 5 types of chick:
One hot girl
One tall girl
One fat girl
One smart girl
One wannabe hot girl
Each girl has their own traits. The hot girl dates the school jock, the tall girl is good at sport, the fat girl is unaware of her horizontal abnormality, the smart girl does the homework of the hot girl, and the wannabe hot girl insults her self expecting pity from the hot girl.
Each girl bugs any boy in search of one. Hence 'Jugs and Hugs'
Jock: Hey man, Brittany is so hot.
Urban Dictionary Browser: Oh, you mean the hot chick from the jugs and hugs?
Jock: Yea man. I don't know about her friends though...
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A Piss Jug is a receptacle of variable size, optimally made of a water-proof substance, into which urine may be expelled directly from the body. Piss jugs are generally used in situations where a conventional toilet is unavailable.
Cedric couldn't hold it any longer: he'd had seven large glasses of beer, and the line-up for the washroom was just too long. He grabbed an empty pitcher from the table, disappeared into the walk-in cloakroom, and emerged about a minute later with the Piss Jug nearly half-full.
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For a person to make a drug transaction, most commonly marijuana
I got no bread right now, maybe I should bust jugs
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to have sexual intercourse with that of a woman pair of boobs.
he had a illustrious night of jug sex with her.
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