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Driving with your pecker and nut sack exposed. Taking your dick and balls out of your underwear Fly and through the zipper of your pants while driving.
L.A. driving is so stressful I need to relax so if you see me smiling behind the wheel, it's probably because I'm junk driving.
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A sling in which a man wears from his neck down through his junk to hold it in place. Similiar to that of a Banana Hammock but a One piece from the neck to the male junk.
Wow look at that guys junk sling! Banana hammock
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Kind of like a kick in the nuts, but non-gender specific. Hurts. A lot.
"John/Judy was dissing me, so I dealt him/her a kick in the junk"
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Lots of uses:
1. verb - dance like an idiot.
2. verb - to eat or drink at a rapid pace
3. verb - to fuck somebody
4. verb - to dismantle a Hercumer Battle Jitney or anything for that matter.
5. Make up your own!
1. The crowd really junks it down when we play the fast songs.
2. Man, Buckley sure can junk down a bowl of oatmeal!
3. Did Drew and that one bitch junk it down last night?
4. Mr. Furious: "Actually, that jeep, it's some sort of armored vehicle."
— OLD LADY: " I said JUNK IT!"
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The act of calling someone while your phone is pressed up against your junk while in your pocket or lap.
I looked down at my lap and realized I had junk dialled Meagan, next time I'm not keeping my phone next to my junk.
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To have an excessivly large booty, not necessarily a ghetto booty, just a large ass
That girl has some serious junk in the trunk!
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The period in an indoor cricket game when the self appointed skipper blows in and scores a bootload of runs.
Hornet: "Geez, here goes benda again, smashing it up in junk time."
Snout: "He sure loves Junk time."
Hornet: "Your mum is Junk time. Zing!"
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