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tau kappa epsilon is:
-where their average blood alcohol level is greater then their GPA.
-a bunch of guys standing in a room with no purpose.
roofie distribution center.
-a place where a bunch of morons go to pat each other on the back saying how awesome they are.
-people whom are proud to be associated to politicians.
-where you can drink like an idiot and be hailed as a champion.
-an vacuum of intelligence.
-where the best hazing takes place.
-the biggest "frat" in the nation which is why most greek organizations distance them selfs from the word "frat" and instead use "fraternity".
-where becoming a brother is the greatest achievement that associates will be likely to achieve in their lifetime.
-a nationwide network of boys where the only connection to each other are the letters on their shirts and the crappy beer they serve
-where the doushebags from highschool go if they arent cops and no, in case you are wondering they didnt change a bit either.
-the date in which TKE was founded is commonly known as the beginning of the downfall of the american fraternal organizations.
-Soulja boy's white boy fan club yes, these guys have the whole album and yes, they do play ALL the songs - if you heard any of em.. you know what im talking about
-if all TKEs were moved to Zimbabwe the percentage of Americans infected with STDs would drop by 1/4.
if you are at a bar and there are people screaming and chanting for no apparant reason, there are no ladies present, or if they have access to music they play really bad songs from 2003, it is likely they are associated with tke.
the college equivalent of a crack head.
where people go for the free beer and party, but none stay for the company of the brothers.
THAT GUY as in "dont be that guy" - is usually a tke.
the greatest threat to the reputation of fraternal organizations yet the smallest threat on a 1 to 1 personal level.
a group of people each privately thinking... maybe i joined the wrong club.
the guy who puts an exhaust and decals on a 95 honda civic yet does no engine modification. "the flame stickers makes it go faster"
were you can find that guy who was 28 when you were a freshman and was still attending school after you graduated with your masters
grown men whom still believe in the tooth fairy.
the skull thats on their coat of arms represents the demise of any character, personality, individualism, you may have had as well as the respect that will be lost by joining this organization.
he who only goes after women known to be "loose" being seen with a TKE automatically makes a woman look 97% more of slut ( with poor taste ) .
the guy at the weight room that does nothing but upper body and does not leave the mirror.
where members dont actually have to go to college to join
just ask elvis
a member of Tau Kappa Epsilon spawned paris hilton.
the nations leading promoter of sasuage-fest parties.
the butt of every joke for the rest of the greek community
id rather have my sister be dating a 40 year old convict then to be dating a tke- and its true
"there are far worse things then having cancer, i mean you could be a tke"
- and yes i have actually heard this EXACT phrase and the cancer patient recovered perfectly fine and still glad hes not in tke
Tau kappa Epsilon was created for that the everyday man can also have a fraternal organization. well they have it, these men are the run of the mill, nearly clones. possessing nothing to say of their character or self worth
aww your boyfirend is in tau kappa epsilon,? im sorry to hear that
"dont go greek go tke"
In a Tau Kappa Epsilon house,
so what are we doing tonight
same thing we do everynight DRINK! and force ourselfs onto drunk girls!
dude, that wasnt a girl last night, that was a pledge
oh, i thought there was something down there i liked
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A Fraternity formed in South Carolina that is notorious for paying special attention to the CLIT. The Gamma Rho chapter has been the head quarters for the CLIT for over 30 years.
Brothers of Pi Kappa Phi always have a few things to say about the CLIT that women want to hear.
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Girls notorious for hooking up with people from their home state when they are in college.
Katie the Kappa Alpha Theta girl was heard yelling, "MASS BABY!"...
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A sorority for women that is usually a bunch of stuck up women. They tend to think they are better than everyone else and say things about their pledges such as "You aren't a Theta.....yet", used in reference to how much a pledge changes before and after initiation. After initiation they will start to look down their nose at you and become all around rude.
True incident: the Kappa Alpha Theta's at Northwestern University once called out one of their sisters who had recently started dating a black man by putting on a sign on her door that said "TNT: That's not Theta" with a stick of dynamite on it.
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A sorority girl who thinks she's "classy" but ends up sleeping at the trashiest frat 4 days out of the week.
Kappa Alpha Theta: "K-A-O! K-A-O!"
Translation: "I'm A Ho! I'm A Ho!"
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The worst fraternity ever, accepting toolbag that rushes.
Guy 1: Dude look at all the reject pledges at tau kappa epsilon.
Guy 2: You know what they say, if you can't go greek go tke.
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The STD capital of the world
Weird touchy golfers
Stay away from that guy. Hes from deke
Delta Kappa Epsilon