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Shoving your hands so far up her ass you break your hands and go blind and deaf from pain.
Guy 1: Yo what happened to you?
Guy 2: I had a full on Helen Keller with Broken Hands last night...
A sexual act / specific form of fellatio where a penis is inserted into a recipient's mouth while simultaneously plugging the recipient's ears with the index fingers.
"She couldn't hear a word I was saying as I pumped her mouth, because it was a Helen Keller Blow Job"
when a guy is fisting a girl and then does sign language inside of her ass hole or pussy (what ever he is fisting).
"so, last night i was fisting my girlfreind and i gave her the Hellen Keller Down Under Bananza, it was tight!"
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This maneuver is an add on to the "dees nuts" phenomenon. Basically, you fool the victim into gazing at your genitalia without saying a word. You may point at the sack area, or find some way to draw attention to the sack area to invoke the Helen Keller Dees Nuts.
Example 1
Guy 1: Ah dude check this out!! (while pointing at his nutsack)
Guy 2: (caught glancing at guy 1's nuts) Dang you just Helen Keller dees nuts'd me!!!
Example 2
Guy 1: OUCH!!!!(falling down while pointing at his nutsack)
Guy 2: (caught glancing at guy 1's nuts) Dang you just Helen Keller dees nuts'd me!!!
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It's texas summer hot, exceeding 105° in the middle of summer
"it's hotter than hellen keller reading poetry out here today"
"Ya, I'd say so"
Fossil Ridge High school in Keller Texas is an amazing school full of great academics, sports and diversity. When you walk in you will see people from many backgrounds and cultures, almost like a melting pot. The teachers are very loving and supportive toward their students creating a great learning environment. Graduates from Fossil Ridge will say that they will never forget their experience at The Ridge! 😁
Person one- “ Damn Fossil Ridge High School Keller won another football game”.
Person two- “ Hell yeah their an amazing school of course they won”.
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Shush girl shut your lips do the hellen keller and talk with your hips
-Don't Trust Me by 3oh!3
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