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My friend once called 911 because he looked down and his hands were knife hands, he couldnt put the knives down because they were his hands. He said he couldnt pet his cat and he didnt want to be a chef all his life chop chop chop nu-uh chop that. The acid was really tripping him it turned out his fingers came back and Sharon said shes not an angel but thats what an angel would say. My friend really loves his hands
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A knife that has a size from large to Triple XL. There's no such thing as a medium or small Bowie knife as the knives are very large almost the size of machetes typically used by serial killers like Michael Myers or by Western Cowboys.
Guy: I pulled out a Bowie knife and gutted a deer that I shot.
the knife that you have with you when the shit hits the fan.
Doesn't matter how big or how small, I always carry a survival knife with me!
when someone sits on you and their ass is so flat that the bones in their butt jab you like a knife
natalie: sarah, get off my lap! you’re butt knifing me!
sarah: sorry my ass is non-existent
A homesexual term when a man slaps his penis onto another mans penis.
Gay Mw2 Guy: Want to have a Knife War?
Regular Mw2 Guy: Hell no! I'm not gay...
What is used to cut a bitch; sharp words or weapon.
"See that whore flirting with my man? That bitch is about to get skank knifed."