Knife hands

Hands that are knives

My friend once called 911 because he looked down and his hands were knife hands, he couldnt put the knives down because they were his hands. He said he couldnt pet his cat and he didnt want to be a chef all his life chop chop chop nu-uh chop that. The acid was really tripping him it turned out his fingers came back and Sharon said shes not an angel but thats what an angel would say. My friend really loves his hands

butt knifing

when someone sits on you and their ass is so flat that the bones in their butt jab you like a knife

natalie: sarah, get off my lap! you’re butt knifing me!
sarah: sorry my ass is non-existent

bowie knife

A knife that has a size from large to Triple XL. There's no such thing as a medium or small Bowie knife as the knives are very large almost the size of machetes typically used by serial killers like Michael Myers or by Western Cowboys.

Guy: I pulled out a Bowie knife and gutted a deer that I shot.

Skank knife

What is used to cut a bitch; sharp words or weapon.

"See that whore flirting with my man? That bitch is about to get skank knifed."

Do Knife

To go get high

To go smoke

Yo lets do knife

Knife bitch

A girl who just loves knifes, usually for the aesthetic. An aggressive feminist who is not afraid to pull a hot pink Hello Kitty knife out on a creepy guy. Is intimidating on the outside, but is the sweetest, most caring person who has like a thousand stuffed animals.

Freind: “hey do you have a knife or something that I can use to open this?”
Knife bitch: *pulls out an Arsenal* “of course”

Love-Knife

To love someone so much that you want to make a dress out of their skin.

Some one who has gone all Love-Knife would say: "I love you, I NEED you. I WANT TO MAKE A DRESS OUT OF YOUR SKIN!"