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When someone is eating you out while you sit on their face and you get their entire face wet.
“I was so wet I gave him a Korean Face Mask.”
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You wanna know what a North Korean Missile is? Look up.
I hear about North Korean Missiles being made by the government of North Korea!
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Korean boy wasted is a level of drunkenness superior to all others. When this drunk, even Snooki would say "You're too drunk", though she'll likely smoosh you anyway. Be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch with a mannequin, a half-stick of butter, a Burt Reynolds autographed glow in the dark snorkel and no recollection of how this ridiculous assortment of items came to be in your possession.
Taylor: I'm getting soooo whitegirl wasted tonight!
Mike: Eh, that sounds okay but I'd rather get Korean boy wasted. Nobody goes harder than they do. When they get hungover they're not just ill, they're Kim Jong-il.
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The Finno-Korean Hyperwar began in 8245 BC, and is theorized to have ended in the 6500s BC. It was the greatest conflict in human history and was fought between the two major superpowers of the time: the ancient Finnish empire or the Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate, and the Korean Hwan Empire. The widely-accepted casualty count was 20 billion, not including the primitive Neanderthal tribes. Not only was most of the Earths population wiped out, but the Koreans created the Giza Mass Autism Array which erased all of humanitys knowledge of technology and caused an abrupt end to the Hyper Era. Both empires starfleets were destroyed, and all governments ceased to function. The Finno-Korean Hyperwar is often called "fake news" by so-called "historians" who refuse to believe the truth.
The Finno-Korean Hyperwar and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
Why doesnt my history class ever mention the Finno-Korean Hyperwar? It was a true tragedy and needs to be discussed more!
RIP to my homies who died in the Finno-Korean Hyperwar, they were real ones.
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the moment you are frantically trying to flush a toilet full of your own diarrhea, because you have an uncontrollable urge to vomit into said toilet. this usually is preceded by a night of drinking soju (or other alcohol) and eating Korean food (or other spicy ethnic food)
Aar: How was last nights dinner?
Kas: Great, but it ended in a Korean Missile Crisis
Aar: Oh...
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When she's blowing u, u say hang on I gotta sneeze. Then u but up her nostril, hehe!!
Hang lemme North Korean bulldog my bitch before I go w the boys
1. Watching Korean Dramas many episodes a day
2. marathons with friends
3. expecting your love life to be like in dramas (perfect)
4. dreaming about Korean boys
5. wondering what will happen next in the next episode
6. being excited and can't wait for the next episode of your current drama
7. searching up "Korean dramas like..." (ex. heartstrings, bof)
8. knowing what bof means
9. singing the ost of your favorite drama to sleep
10. announcing your addiction when in reality no one cares
11. saying "one more episode..." when you actually mean 5 more
12. looking up the cast from the drama you just finished and watching their other dramas
13. wanting a Goo Jun Pyo
14. being mad at Jan di (bof) for picking Jun Pyo and not Ji Hoo or happy that she picks Jun Pyo
15. Being a total Park Shin Hye fan and being jealous because of all the hot leads she got to work with
16. If all of these are you, you definitely have a kdrama addiction and what's the cure for kdrama fever? THERE IS NO CURE :)
Non Kdrama watcher: Ew, why are you watching that curly hair guy kiss that ugly dora haircut girl from boys over flowers
Kdrama Addict: R U KIDDING ME LEE MIN HO IS HOT OKAY
Non Kdrama Watcher: What's a Kdrama Addict?
Kdrama Addict: Korean drama Addict means that you spend too much time each day watching addictable dramas that will stay in your head for the rest of the day. Oh, also dreaming about Korean boys.
Non Kdrama Watcher: No Korean guys are cute bitch is u blind
Kdrama Addict: *shows non kdrama watcher a the first ep of exo next door with eng subs*
Non Kdrama Watchers:... I think I'll watch Kdramas now
Kdrama Addict: Mission Accomplished!
(The Next Week)
Kdrama Addict: How many dramas have you watched and which ones?
Kdrama non addict now addict: I have finished 5, BOF, Lie To Me, Heirs, Pinnocchio, and School 2015 but I have to wait for the next ep of school 2015 ughhhhh
Kdrama Addict: I taught u well
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