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the process by which by one gets intoxicated
yo homebag, me and the mandems are getting lagging tonite!
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A phrase used to describe a person with a huge, monster cock, who usually has a ripped/built body.
Girl 1 - You hangout with that hot drummer last night?
Girl 2 - Yeah, he was a real nick lags if you know what I mean.
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When you grow up immersed in a culture of compulsory heterosexuality and labour under the misapprehension that you must be straight. Het lag typically lasts for years or decades.
It is particularly prevalent among those who do not experience a strong sense of romantic or sexual attraction to any sex or gender, and therefore have less obvious counter-evidence to the assumption of heterosexuality than those who experience strong same-sex/same-gender attraction. This is typically exacerbated by the lack of LGBTQIA+ education in schools and lack of awareness in many communities.
However, it is not exclusively experienced by people who identify under the asexual and/or aromantic umbrellas. Anyone whose sexuality is not the exclusively heterosexual 'default' that widespread social norms teach them to expect may experience het lag.
Originally coined in a tweet by Jared Pechacek (@vandroidhelsing):
"Mistyped it as 'het lag' so now we have a term for when you grow up thinking you're straight."
So, folks: how long were you 'het lagged' for?
I was het lagged for about 30 years... :o
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Its when Myspace goes crazy and it takes forever to go to a new page and makes you want to yell.
I cant read my messages F*&% Myspace LAG!!
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Someone who lags incessantly
wow... ChangeOfSeason is such a lag bag
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When you have so many Tinder matches that it lags your phone and you can't send messages to anyone. Must have greater than 10,000 matches or you won't ever experience it. Only Alpha males or huge slu's reach Tinder Lag status.
Bro, I've had hard Tinder Lag ever since passing 11,005 matches
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When your fucking lagging and your teammates are fuckingly trashtalking you because you are fucking lagging
And fuck lag bro
Fuck lag i am fucking lagging asfuck
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