No life fat lazy bastard who can't be arsed with anything.
get out off your computer you LAZY LARD
A sea lard (from the show Adventure the time) that is gay.
You're a gay lard . (insulting him)
A loving name for your sibling
God sibling your are lard eyes
anyone have a Tub Of Lard? I have an excessive amount of pig fat.
Generally used to describe some chub lad.
Jaysis look at that lard ass noodle
the term used to describe the action of fucking lard - generally for 50 year old virgins or harry owen. lard fuckers generally like to fuck 'i cant believe its not butter' or other lardy substances
person who has had sex - wow harry, you're 50 and have never had sex
harry - yeah i know, but its okay ive got a hot date with some bertolli later, its gonna be a really hot lard rape for me