bi now, gay later

An expression taken from "buy now, pay later." This refers to the (often untrue) assumption that bisexual people are going through a phase and will eventually come out as gay. It is usually considered offensive.

guy: you're gay, right?
me: I'm bi.
guy: bi now, gay later

or

guy: What was she doing with another woman? I thought she had a boyfriend.
girl: she's on the bi now gay later plan.

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ill holla at you later

i will talk to you later.

girl:hello
boy:hey
boy:cant talk now

boy:ill holla at you later
girl:oh, ok.

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spit first shine later

A term used to describe a style of writing where you write furiously and randomly, then worry about spelling, grammar and sentence structure later.

The point is to bring out all your ideas on to the page as fast as possible and then rearrange them till they make sense.

Comes from an old concept where one spits on an old dirty object, then wipes it off resulting in a shine. First used by a blogger under the pen-name "FitJerk"

Instead of worrying about writing the perfect article, why don't you just spit first shine later?

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We’ll talk about this later

What to say when you don’t want to talk about something because you feel uncomfortable, or don’t care. In reality you will not be talking about “this” later.

And so she texted back ‘we’ll talk about this later’ and I haven’t talked to her since.

smile now cry later

It means to live your life to the fullest. In other words whatever crimes you comment today or tomorrow just tell yourself fuck it ima worry about the consequences later.

I understand that life is hard but why don't you smile now cry later

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See you later masturbator

A variation of see you later alligator

Beef: "See you later masturbator"
Jack: "In a while, pedophile"

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See you later, alligator

A silly way of saying “goodbye,” when you or someone else is leaving. It commands a response... “After while, crocodile.”

Originating in the 1950s, the correct response to “See you later, alligator!” is “After while, crocodile!” It is NOT “In a while, crocodile,” or even “After a while, crocodile.” As with most phrases and expressions, accuracy often gets lost through the years, like a giant game of telephone, so nowadays you will hear it said all three ways, but there is an original, correct way. “AFTER WHILE, crocodile!” :)

*Listen to the song, “See You Later, Alligator,” by Bill Haley and the Comets, for reference.

Bob: “See you later, alligator!”
Jane: “After while, crocodile!”

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