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The nickname used for any white guy who can really run run. Kinda strange since lightning is already white.
Jake: Hey man, Jack ran a 4.4 40 at practice yesterday. It was fuckin crazy.
Tyler: Really? I thought Jack was white.
Jake: Yeah man, he is. Imma start calling him White Lightning from now on.
doing the lightning dance refers to a person who is actively being tased. Once the darts from a taser have penetrated the persons skin and a 50,000 volt shock is delivered, that person falls to the ground with flailing limbs and wild, uncontrollable body movements, then on occasion urinating them self and blowing snot bubbles from there nose followed by heavy crying for there mommy.
guy 1: see that drunk dude over there running through the street naked holding up traffic?
guy 2: yup, looks like he is yelling something to that officer.
guy 1: wow, he just spit in the officers face.
guy 2: Ooooo, awesome lightning dance, he's really moving!
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The moment when a man's bladder is unloaded whilst ejaculating, resulting in a mixture of urine and semen shooting out uncontrollably. Some accounts describe the experience as spiritual, while others have dubbed it as one of the most horrific ordeals a body can be subjected to.
Bobby got plastered last night and ended up tossing lightning over at Kelly's apartment. She was pissed!
these are thighs that are NOT "thunder thighs" but the girl thinks she has them, but they are not
a skinny girl that thinks she has thunder thighs but she really doesn't, she actually has lightning thighs
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Quite the album. Except for one song, all of them are quality. The exception is Fight Fire With Fire. Ya. In my opinion tied for Metallica's second best album with the black album, and behind Master of Puppets. However, It has my two fave Metallica songs being Fade to Black and For Whom the Bell Tolls. But all of the songs are amazin, you just never listen to them. The title song is amazin.
Flash before my eyes, now its time to die!
--Ride the Lightning (the title song)
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A bowel movement so long that it touches bottom without finishing, in the manner that a normal lightning bolt connects the sky and the ground.
<Abnormalboy> and then zeus shat a lightning bolt.
<Carface> I did that today, felt like I was passing a baby. Then there was naught but a tower of poo.
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When you're gettin head from a lady and you pull out at the last moment without fair warning and jizz right in her fukin face. All she sees is dat der White Lightning.
You should of seen the WHITE LIGHTNING treatment I gave Ann the other day, soon as I was ready to blast I pulled outta her mouth and sprayed her like a fire hydrant, she never saw it cumin LOL right in the fukin face! BOOM HEAD SHOT PROTEINS EVERYWHERE MAN
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