everywhere like such as

f) this all went over my head; everything you just said is a brilliant masterpiece of garbled incoherency.
g) a completely charming and diplomatic way to say wtf.

The phrase was coined by Lauren Caitlin Upton who gained international recognition for her brilliant masterpiece of garbled incoherency to a question posed to her during the 2007 Miss Teen USA pageant.

Q: What is the square of the charge of the electron divided by the speed of light times Planck’s constant.
A: ...everywhere like such as

For texting on a phone, IM, etc. this phrase been abbreviated to ELSA

Q: AMRMTYFTS (all my room mates thank you for the show)
A: ELSA?

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like marriage

When having a conversation and someone describes something as bad, weird, or stupid when someone says "like marriage."

One guy: "Towing is all about tension and stress"
Other guy: "Like marriage!"

butt like

On Facebook or Instagram, when you click "like" by mistake. This usually can happen when trying to scroll up or down the page on a touchscreen device with your finger and accidentally clicking "like" on a Facebook status or Instagram photo. This can sometimes cause embarrassment.
Originates from the phrase "butt dial" which means to dial someone by mistake with your cell phone; Usually caused by accidentally bumping "dial" with your butt while your phone is in your back pocket.

I didn't mean to butt like that stupid picture my friend posted on Instagram. Now everyone thinks I like pictures of kittens. How embarrassing.

I think I just butt liked someone's status update when I was trying to scroll on my iPhone. I haven't spoken to that person in years. How awkward.

It do be like that

When something common or (can be) relatable happens that sucks. This can often be said to ease the tension and sometimes be funny.

Friend 1: Yeah, Ms. Snickle gave me a 65 on my test!
Friend 2: It do be like that!

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you'd like to be

the correct comeback when one male, in anger, yells out to another male, "UP YOUR ASS!"

BILL: (thinking he has the cutting remark to win the heated argument) UP YOUR ASS, CUNT!
OWEN: (knowing he has now won the argument) YEAH, YOU'D LIKE TO BE!

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It be like that sometimes

Just stating how life is and how it has its ups and downs and somethings just happen.

1.You: Man these jordans are really getting high priced...
Me: It be like that sometimes...

2.You: I gotta go all the way to the airport to pick up my aunt...
Me: Damn, it be like that sometimes....

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the likes

Anyone with a personality considered "win" on a scale of win to lose, as judged by the Centennial Grandmasters of Dom.
Etymology - phrase the likes used to denote a list of people, this it's alternate form

The Likes rides bikes!

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