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Dean Ding-A-Ling is the professional pseudonym used by 20-inch penis porn pioneer Brandon Dean.
Hey guys, I just picked the latest DVD starring Dean Ding-A-Ling called "Dean Dong." Just take a look at the back cover of this thang. DAYUM!
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A overweight man who bullies his peers and strangers, inferior in size to him.
Has the IQ of a mentally handicapped hamster, and lives in a poorly kept trailer.
"That Fuck-ling Viking grabbed my collar and threatened to beat me up if i don't give him my lunch!"
"OMG! That Fuck-ling Viking sat on my dog and killed it!"
Is a male who shakes another mans penis while he pees.
While the man urinated, the ding-a-ling shaker assisted the man by shaking the excess pee droplets from his penis.
Lings Primary School
It's a shit school
Send your child here if you want them to change into a Romanian of a Polish
Can't kick a football for shit
PE teacher Tom absolute baller
Head Teacher needs to brush their teeth and look in the mirror
Lings Primary School is 🤢🤢
1) A homosexual
2) A male who recently served time in prison
You just got back from upstate? What's up, then, ding-a-ling butt?
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"My Ding-a-Ling" is the title of a novelty song written and recorded by Dave Bartholomew. In 1972 it was covered by Chuck Berry and became Berry's only U.S. number-one single on the pop charts. Later that year, in a longer unedited form, it was included on the album The London Chuck Berry Sessions. Two members of the Average White Band, guitarist Onnie McIntyre and drummer Robbie McIntosh, played on the single. Nic Potter of Van der Graaf Generator played bass on the track.
"My Ding-a-Ling" was originally recorded by Dave Bartholomew in 1952 for King Records. When Bartholomew moved to Imperial Records, he re-recorded the song under the new title, "Little Girl Sing Ting-a-Ling". In 1954, The Bees on Imperial released a version entitled "Toy Bell". Berry recorded a version called "My Tambourine" in 1968, but the version which topped the charts was recorded live during the Lanchester Arts Festival at the Locarno ballroom in Coventry, England, on 3 February 1972, where Berry – backed by The Roy Young Band – topped a bill that also included Slade, George Carlin and Billy Preston. Boston radio station WMEX disc jockey Jim Connors was credited with a gold record for discovering the song and pushing it to #1 over the airwaves and amongst his peers in the United States. Billboard ranked it as the No. 15 song for 1972.
Ever Heard of that sick ass song, "My Ding-a-ling" yet?
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