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The term "ass load" can be found in the Old Testament of the Bible. God tells Noah to bring an ass's load of grain for each pair of animal brought upon the arc. Thus an ass load is derived from the amount of weight that can be held carried by a mature, healthy donkey (ass).
The term is used again in the New Testament when Jesus shares the parable of Rosie O'Donnell's booty, it is cursed to weigh over 7 ass loads because she is an annoying, fat, and ugly bitch.
Your mom's jugs must weigh more than 2 ass loads.
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When a males penis shoots an explosion of semen.
I'm going to bust a load in Sarah's mouth.
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Married men know Murphy's Load well. Murphy's Load refers to the times when you've secretly masturbated and for an inexplicable reason, within hours, your wife is all over you, despite a huge dry spell leading up to jerking off.
"I jerked off because I couldn't take it anymore and suddenly she was all over me. This is known as Murphy's Load."
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(v) To ejaculate.
This chick is so heet, I want to tittyfuck her and shoot a load on her boobs.
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The act of defecating into an uncircumcised man's foreskin.
"This loading dock is going to feel awesome," Tony thought as he held his foreskin apart and Sally backed up over top of him.
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a load of laundry which contains everything in the hamper. no sorting takes place. reds in with whites. delicates with jeans. usually, the washing machine is packed as full as possible. the college load is a direct result of exorbitant prices at campus laundry rooms.
crap, i only have a buck in quarters. looks like i'll have to do a college load.
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The amount of weed that fits in your bong. Like in a pipe you smoke weed by the bowlful. In a bong you smoke weed by the bong load.
My roommates and I smoked 8 bong loads last night.
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