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muffin loaf

verb: 1. the action of pooping in a vagina.

"Shit, that bitch Tanya wouldn't let me tap that ass, so when she fucking fell asleep, I gave her a good ol' fashioned muffin loaf. Shit yeah!

by Aaron Nestor December 10, 2004

40๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


blow a loaf

A fart that results in
the unexpected release pinch a loaf of fecal matter into your clothing, bed, or whatever.

Damn that sucks, I just blew a loaf into your clean sheets honey.

God damn it, that fart stinks! Are you sure you didn't blow a loaf in your cube?

by Robert November 24, 2003

26๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mung Loaf

The very, very, very stinky shit you take when a mung load has passed through your digestive system.

I thought nobody would ever stop puking when I dropped that mung loaf I had been baking since last night.

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins July 31, 2006

26๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


King Loaf

the colloquial name for a large turd, shit, poop, crap deemed the "king loaf" due to its size and stature, usually unpleasant to conceive from the anus.

Dude, tommo just king loaf'd in his pants

by pillso September 9, 2010

19๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Meat Loaf

One of the worlds best (and underrated) classic rock artists. his music is way better than most music out today. if you think he sucks then fuck off!

if elvis presly was underrated.
Meat Loaf is should be as famous as The beatles or the rolling stones.

by ICPTWIZTIDjuggalo April 18, 2008

93๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


fungle loaf

Single-man's meal concocted by mixing two to three week's leftovers together in one pan. Typically eaten standing up over the sink.

Last night I had some choice fungle loaf made out of old chili mac, shrimp chow mein, and Campbell's cheese soup.

by Cheesman October 19, 2006

24๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock loaf

cock loaf: when a man or boy takes a nice warm freshly baked loaf of bread and starts to hump it for pleasure, maybe slapping on some butter for lubricant.
cock loaf: referring to someone as being a loser pretty much, I would think that if anyone screwed a loaf of bread they would be a loser, it is basically an insult.

Jim says, "fuck you asshole", then Brad says, "no fuck you, you fuckin cock loaf". Then Jim walks away with his head down and a sad, bitch ass, whiney suck-a-titty baby look on his face.

by Lindsey Shute February 12, 2006

20๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž