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a casket, a small chest or box
What you wind up in in the end of a bad day would be a hurt locker.
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An elevator on a cruise ship that someone farted in, right before exiting.
I got in the elevator just as this old lady was getting out. The doors shut before I realized she had sent me to Davy Jones' Locker.
This guy got on the elevator with the worst BO, so I sent him to Davy Jones' Locker.
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When one is so entirely convinced by their own straightness that they are comfortable acting extremely sexual with someone of the same gender.
Ex. Jocks slapping each other on the ass after a good game, giving the homie a goodnight kiss, Kellyanne Conway
Alex: Did you see Brennan flirting with Joe yesterday?
Lucas: Yeah, dont worry, that's just locker room mentality.
The crude, vulgar, offensive and often sexual trade of comments guys pass to each other, usually in high school locker rooms. Exists solely for the purpose of male comedy and is not meant to be taken seriously.
Jenny overheard me calling her a cum dumpster when I was out with the guys last night. I told her it was just locker room talk and she totally forgot about it.
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The unspeakable riches of a powerful Nigger Pirate that terrorized the Cape of Storms in Southern Africa. Nobody speaks of this treasure, because it's said that if anyone finds it the world will be overcome with niggerdom due to the unimaginable amount of treasure he possessed.
Arg matey!! Have ye heeeerd of JiggaBoo Jones Locker?
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When a bunch of men get in a closed confined space and must get naked for more than 5 minutes, and begin to do things they normally wouldn't do that is only acceptable in the confines of the locker room. See Jail Gay
Me: I swear that dudes Locker Room Gay.
D: Wooooooooooo!
*D Jumps out Naked twirling penis*
Me: You watch way to much meet spin.
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The act of carrying all your books in your bookbag instead of switching them into your locker to save time in between classes. This can also be used to make sure you don't forget a book.
John: Woah! Dude what are you doing with all those books?
Bob: I'm carrying my locker. I forgot my math book in my locker twice last week and I'm not going to do it again. Plus, I need all the free time I can get in between classes so I can make out with Jennifer.
John: Dude, that has got to be unhealthy for your- Wait. You're making out with my sister?
Bob:...Err.....So how about that weather!?