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The act of explaining to everyone how lonely you are even though you are surrounded by friends.
Guy1: Dude I am having a terrible week no one wants to chill with me.
Guy2: Dude I am right here stop being such a lonely flower.
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A bad ass hero known also as "vinny" ... He also has one steel ball
The lone panther is my favorite super hero.
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a guy/girl who thinks a chick is hot, but literally none of his/her friends agree.
dude you are such a lone boner thinking about that emily chick.
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The day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to masturbate to pornography in front of your computer screen...
Every night for a Star Wars fan
Jeff: Cristina totally found out I was cheating on her
Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her
Jeff: You Bitch!
Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun
Jeff: I hate the lonely nights
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A man who is involuntarily celibate. He has no girlfriend (or boyfriend), and knows he can't get one, so he just jerks off to porn all the time.
Worker #1: Hey, let's ask Peter Beater to come to the bar with us tonight.
Worker #2: Nah. He goes to the strip joint every Friday 'cause he's a Lone Ranger.
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When you're doing a girl doggy style, you make glasses with your hands upside down for 30 seconds, if you don't get caught you call a friend and say "The Lone Ranger rides again" while still doing her doggy style.
I called my buddy John when I did the Lone Ranger to this girl last night!
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Hey, man! Let's take a vacation trip to The Lonely Island!
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