Random
Source Code
Random
The most boring place on Earth
Pathetic residents think its cool because they are all douches who get off by hanging out in the endless amount of surf shops. Literally nothing to do but go to the beach and go mini golfing.
Visitor: Excuse me, Is their anything in Long Beach Island except Surf Shops?
Resident: No Bro, Its so radical, yeah bro, yo bro, wanna surf with me bruh. After we can go to Ron Jon bro. Yeah bro, LBI for life.
3👍 9👎
When you hold your mom's dick while you pee
I really had to pee, but I knew mom was home, so I took the ride to the crib for a long island handjob
A borderline psychotic episode induced by over indulgence (or any indulgence at all) of Long Island Iced Tea(s).
My friend had to be escorted out through the bar alley due to a Long Island meltdown triggered by a joke about some guy looking like "The Brain Surgeon" from the show, Dexter.
Its when a guy makes a candy bar mold with his dick, cums to make caramel which he buts inside it and makes the girl eat it
I heard you took Ally home
Yah lets just say she had a nice Long Island Candy Bar
Someone of italian descent that can run a meeting giving out tasks like an absolute legend.
Dom is a total long island steamroller. Seriously no one runs meetings better than him.
The three drugs typically used in lethal injection. Sodium thiopental is used to induce unconsciousness, pancuronium bromide (Pavulon) to cause muscle paralysis and respiratory arrest, and potassium chloride to stop the heart.
He ought not to have assaulted that girl. Now he's in the pen waiting for that long island cocktail. Sad.
When he's grinding up on you and you reach back to size up his dick
"Man I don't know know if I should sleep with him, what if he's too small?"
"Dude just do the long island tail and go from there"