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When a girl gives you head with braces and your lucky enough not to get cut.
"Ey bro, you know Whitney?"
"Yeah that broad with the braces"
"Mhm, she gave me head yesterday"
"So she gave you Lucky J?"
There goes Lucky McLuckbutt, driving his Ferrari, with two Scandinavian models, and a gallon of Grey Goose...
Americans who pay no federal income tax because they are at an income level that is below the tax line (after deductions and credits).
Who are these lucky ducky? They are the beneficiaries of tax policies that have expanded the personal exemption and standard deduction and targeted certain voter groups by introducing a welter of tax credits for things like child care and education. When these escape hatches are figured against income, the result is either a zero liability or a liability that represents a tiny percentage of income. - Wall Street Journal
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being covered in dove bars and getting humped on a nordic trac
bob was really looking forward to a little lucky raoul action saturday night.
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The guy in the middle of a gay/bi threesome. Ie, the one with a cock up his arse, and his cock in someone else.
I'd have a threesome with another guy, but like Hell I'd be Joe.
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Lucky charms are a cereal. Created by Kelloggs. Personally I think they should make a tide pod marshmallow infused with tide pods. NO ONE WANTS A GAY ASS STAR.
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1: Medically, this is when someone recieves an enema and cannot contain the pressure long enough. Due to the pressure the patient continuously begins "blowing ass" all over the nurse or doctor. The result is little speckles, or lucky charms, all over their face and/or body.
2: The best fucking cereal. EVAR.
1: Honey, how'd your day at work go? Some guy blew ass all over my face during an enema and got lucky charms all over me.
2: I love Lucky Charms so much I shit my pants.
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