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Another term for "whether you like it or not "
Like it or lump it I'm not afraid to use my authority to punish you if I deem it appropriate
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Calm your lumps means something different depending on who it is said to. If said to a female, it means "Calm your tits." If said to a male, it means "Calm your nuts." If said to an adolescent, it means " Calm your pimples."
Mom, calm your lumps!
Stop busting my balls, calm your lumps!
To take the deserved punishment or sequence for one's actions
Burnie: "hey guys, can we just play the game?"
Thug: "hey, shut up, take your lumps"
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punch someone in the face if they dont be quiet, title of a hollywood undead song
person 1: -rambling about dumb stuff-
person 2: bro ill lump your head if u dont shut up
n. A person who is such an asshole that simply calling them a "dick" would not suffice
Holy fuck! That guy is such a cock lump!
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When one enters into an irregular bowel movement and produces a stool the size of a human babies arm.
Alison: “Brian, Brian….! Can you call a Paramedic. I have Limb Lump Dumped….!”
Brain: “Alison, not again. These irregular bowel movements must stop. Consider the local sewerage systems. They cannot accommodate stools such as the girth that you produce. Sewerage engineering has some advancement to make before correct distribution of your Turds can be achieved”.
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