Muska Machine

I girl who gives lots of blow jobs primarily to arabs and somalians.

"man i got a blow job from muska machine last night."

"Ewww she's a bucket!"

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donor machine

Motorcycle.

We've got a victim coming in to Ambulance bay 2 that was riding a donor machine.

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Virtual Machine

An virtual computer ran on your comptuter. Also used to test software that you don't want to install to your computer, and test malware

Guy1: I realy like MEMZ's payloads

Guy2: Me too
Computer Nerd: Hold up you want to test malware? Get a virtual machine

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space machine

An aptartment in Somerville, MA known for hosting large and elaborate theme parties.

I lost my dignity at the space machine.

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Rube Machine

A general term for a female who looks like any specific animal, usually a horse or pig, and who often is an easy fuck, although nobody actually finds her attractive.

Bro 1 "dude i gotta get this nut off"

Bro 2 "dude call up that Rube Machine"

Bro 1 "idk man, she looks like a horse"

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candy machine

An older term for the flashing lights on police car. Named because lights resemble an old-time candy machine.

Better pull over, I see the candy machine in the rear view mirror.

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sex machine

1.) a person that can go on having sex for interminable amounts of time on end
2.) someone whom the women love and always want to have sex with
3.) me

mmm jack. You are such a sex machine. I wanna have sex with you all the time. Please eat me out and suck my tits. Can I give you a blowjob? Please have sex with me.

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