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aka abductor (push legs apart) & addoctor (pull legs together) fitness machines. gyno machines are one of the most entertaining weight equipment systems to work with, specifically if you have creepy guys watching you.
FEEL THE BURN.
gyno machines are quite a necessity in a great workout
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We've got a victim coming in to Ambulance bay 2 that was riding a donor machine.
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An virtual computer ran on your comptuter. Also used to test software that you don't want to install to your computer, and test malware
Guy1: I realy like MEMZ's payloads
Guy2: Me too
Computer Nerd: Hold up you want to test malware? Get a virtual machine
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An aptartment in Somerville, MA known for hosting large and elaborate theme parties.
I lost my dignity at the space machine.
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An older term for the flashing lights on police car. Named because lights resemble an old-time candy machine.
Better pull over, I see the candy machine in the rear view mirror.
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A general term for a female who looks like any specific animal, usually a horse or pig, and who often is an easy fuck, although nobody actually finds her attractive.
Bro 1 "dude i gotta get this nut off"
Bro 2 "dude call up that Rube Machine"
Bro 1 "idk man, she looks like a horse"
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1.) a person that can go on having sex for interminable amounts of time on end
2.) someone whom the women love and always want to have sex with
3.) me
mmm jack. You are such a sex machine. I wanna have sex with you all the time. Please eat me out and suck my tits. Can I give you a blowjob? Please have sex with me.
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