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Whore Mail: A message, usually sent via text messages, that one receives from a "side girl" or "boy toy”. These messages usually include sexual language, nude photos and self made porn video clips.
Taylor: Hey Jamie, I heard you and Jordan broke up.
Jamie: Yeah, I found tons of whore mail on Jordan’s phone last weekend. I came across twenty nude photos and a ton of “sex messages”
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When yo momma yells in an envelope.
"Whatchu doin girl?"
"Sendin voice mail."
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When one sticks their junk in the mail slot of someones door until someone sees it. Usually a sick prank
Person 1: Hey you know that barber shop down the street that Person 3 owns?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: I totally junk mailed it while all his customers were in there.
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A human being who copulates frequently and is a carrier of one or more Sexual Transmitted Diseases.
Girl 1: OMG, my vag is so itchy after having sex with Cam
Girl 2: Told you he was a Mail Snail.
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a newspaper that comes under fire a lot, simply because it has the nerve to say what everyone has been thinking all along. campaigning against issues like foreign people and disobedient women, the daily mail is a shining cornerstone of british society.
before i read the daily mail i had no idea that immigrants were responsible for the titanic
when my wife gets out of line i like to beat her with my copy of the dail mail
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Sending someone a link to Rebecca Black's Friday.
See rick rolling.
Ok thats funny." ..... "Wait this is friday... you suck
BLACK MAILING
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