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Sergeant Major is a USMC rank. Once a soldier gets promoted to that rank, the person automatically believes he is great, awesome and sexy and will tell motherfuckers to shut the fuck up because he believes he is granted the power to do so.
“Hey Vegan, Shut the fuck up”
“Shut the fuck up before i make you run laps”
“IS THIS HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SERGEANT MAJOR?”
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Masterbating while auto erotic asphyxiating (hanging) yourself while spying another couple having sex.
While laying pipe with my girlfriend I saw my buddy doing a Major Andre while watching us from outside the window.
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Musical trio creating music. Currently, Diplo, Walshy Fire and Jillionare are in it. Mainly created reggae music and current songs. The people behind Cold Water (single), Lean On ( from Peace is the Mission ) and Know No Better ( EP ). The band was created alongside the animated series which involved a Jamaican guy. The group is now creating songs which appeal more to young people.
Did you hear that new Major Lazer album?
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When an XBOX gamer gets a raging erection.
Dude, I got a major nelson when I was playing Dead or Alive Xtreme 2!
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an absolute wanka of a person, even more extreme than being just a "tool" or a "big tool". being called a major tool is one of the worst things that can ever happen to you. if you do get called a major tool its best to hide under a rock.
johno: mate you are the biggest dickhead i've ever met
Greg: yeah well your stinky muff.
johno: shutup bro your a major tool!!
greg: you don't mean that
johno: be quite assclown, go hide under a rock
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a person who is very gay or a gay person in the army
that mark nattriss, what a major gay!
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